2 year old for sale......

She is very naughty,
She hides everyone's stuff,
She goes potty in the bathtub and makes her sisters squeal,
She colors on walls, cupboards, doors, and anything besides paper,
She tries to flush various items down the toliet including cell phones, keys, and her sisters toys,
She gets into the fridge and gets the yogurt and finger paints with it,
She sometimes bites,
She sometimes hits,
She has a scream that could probably break glass,
She throws some pretty crazy tantrums,
She uses her mommy expensive makeup as makeup for her babies.
Any takers????
No??

She has good qualities too.....
She is cute,
She is funny,
She has a smile that can melt your heart,
She has the prettiest blue eyes,
She talks adorably,
She gives the best snuggles,
She is so lovable,
She can always make you laugh,
Come to think of it.....................
I think I'll keep her, I kinda like her! Naughtiness and all!